Surprise, it's all because religious nutters Jim-Bob and Michelle have this funny idea that a 'God' is 'blessing' them with kids. No, I would say your ignorant lack of birth-control is saddling you with kids. Poor Michelle's gonna keep popping them out until she collapses or gets a restraining order against Jim-Bob
Ok, I am all for personal freedoms, really. But where does it end? Clearly these people never plan to use birth-control as long as they have a genuine belief in a baby-blessing 'god', and it seems their friends the 'Bates' are trying to catch up, working on #17.
Incidentally, the Bates recently got help remodeling their home from the Duggars. During the tour, yes, Mrs. Bates called the master bedroom the 'Master Bates Room'. True Story. I live for these precious moments, almost too funny to handle....and I love the delicious fact that some cackling editor left that bit of pure evil in the show! TLC, you certainly are darker than you let on, and I love you for it.
What's sad is that due to persistent religious indoctrination via home 'schooling', the eldest Duggar Josh is probably gonna bang out kid after kid with his Christer-addled wife in exactly the same fashion with a spin-off TV show to cover it all. I am just wondering which Duggar will be the first gay-person or atheist and send the whole Leave it to Christer-Beaver illusion whirling out of control. ;)
The exponential potential here is just staggering, assuming each of the 19 kids (and counting) reproduce as vigorously as their parents. If each of the 19 kids has 19 kids, that's 361 more
Sure, the Duggars make cute kids, and they all feign niceties with regard to the crazy things we unsaved outsiders do...like 'dancing' or as they might call it, 'writhing with Satanic lust'. I love their favorite curse-word too, 'interesting'. Ask them about anything they have an unwavering hatred for, and you can bet the saccharine-sweet Duggars will say, 'interesting' which is Duggar-code for 'OMFG WTF I HATE THAT SHIZZLE!'. The Duggars found Ethiopian cuisine quite 'interesting', as well as revealing wedding dresses....very, very interesting. I find those interesting too, but for different reasons. De-frauder™! A De-Frauder is Duggar Christer-speak for someone who promises sex but doesn't deliver. Sounds like a few girls I dated! If you cut a Duggar off on the freeway, do they say, 'Sir, you are VERY interesting!'? No, YOU'RE super interesting!!
Ok, maybe I dance and the Duggars don't, sure, but I don't have enough brothers and sisters to pack a nightclub, now do I? It's cute how their TV program shows the kids in chronological order, with the youngest one in a child-seat at the end. To the right of the youngest should be an animation of hundreds of sperm...because that's what's coming next (smarmy pun intended). What I am really wondering here (like Jon and Kate Plus 8) is how it will end. Will they show Michelle Duggar at age 50 popping out blessing number 28, or will we start seeing defects as her eggs get older and older? I for one am morbidly curious. Soon, they're gonna be like AOL with all the J-names....Jackson00213, Jessa40310, etc.
It's really too bad they're all being raised as home-schooled Creationists though, just the kind of view which stymies progress. Some of them might break through that little world of lies and inculcation someday, I know I did, but I didn't have 18 brainwashed siblings to contend with if I spoke up in dissent.
Now the Duggars might ask themselves, why would their crazy 'God' think it's a good idea to have 19-fucking kids, but creates barren would-be mothers or makes some babies stillborn or lets them starve to death?
I am sure a god would understand if the Duggars or anyone else decided to close the baby factory...after all, what the fuck is god gonna do, come down and open it back up? That's right, god won't do jack-diddly-squat coz god doesn't exist. If a 'god did exist you'd think it would heal amputees or let some women (many who believe in their same god) have *one* single child successfully where they're otherwise plagued by infertility or miscarriages.
Now, someone please educate these people. A Chick-style tract dropped in the mail about birth-control might be a message they'd understand....as long as they think it's from their friend Jesus (hey there's another 'J' name for #19, why beat around the bush?).
No matter what you think of the Duggars, they're really, really, really interesting! ;)
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Most likely that woman's uterus will try to fall out sooner than later. It's a common side effect of having a lot of kids (and surviving it). The uterus says "f-this... I'm done". My GYN is a xian who spends a few months of every year in 3rd world countries giving medical care to women who need it and he said the most common thing he repairs are vaginas and uteruses that are falling out due to the women having too many children.
I've actually never heard of these you wrote about before. How disgusting. I get mad when I see a family of four. I think people who have a lot of kids are selfish and rude. It's not like our population is small and kids are prone to dying. There's no reason for it except to try and create your own army.
I've heard of these loons before.
Just the other day my mum was watching them.
I said, "Mum, that woman is crazy!" To which I got "Leave her alone she's a godly woman!"
-.- My mother is a Christian, something I don't exactly agree with.
I'm glad I was born with a superior mind that could oversee religous lies as a child.
I get angry when I see big Christian families - the constant indoctrination you know occurs...it's especially true in cases where the children are homeschooled.
Not allowing children to have thier own opinions, making sure they fear you deep down - sick!
And that Michelle woman - what kind of drug is she on?! She's always happy! Oh wait, that's what happens when you live lying to yourself.
I REALLY would LOVE to see one of thier kids "stray" from thier faith completely. I would laugh so hard.
And I hope that Michelle becomes sterile.
If God did exist (which we know he doesn't), then you'd hope he'd give dumbasses enough sense to use birth control.
And it's been proven that IQ drops with each child a woman has. Wonder how stupid the youngest one will be when it's older?
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