Pop Culture Update!

Millionaire Matchmaker: Ok, I already knew Patti Stanger was an excitable nutbag, but now she's hectoring one of her millionairesses to get her 'Chakras' aligned with 'crystal healing', as if something was wrong with her client's personality AND as if this wacknut new age woo woo could remotely do anything about it.

The woman is a millionaire you stupid dolt, she doesn't need your crackerjack bullshit! Go back to being a Madame for gold-diggers and giving your mixed-metaphor nutball advice as your brain struggles to keep up with your mouth. ;)

Real Housewives of Atlanta: Amazing. Cigarette-sucking Kim Zolciak still doesn't know she can't sing, and to top it off, Kandi is saying Kim screwed her out of the earnings promised from her production work on 'Tardy for the Party', even though Kandi graciously let it go. Now, Kim's saying she doesn't like Kandi's new song written for her, but the reality is, there's no way in Hell Kim can sing it even with AuToTuNe hard at work. Hmmm, maybe Kandi is giving Kim a little public payback for her lack of appreciation? 'Sing this, bitch!' LOL.

Kim, I Googled you, and I guess the song didn't mean a thing eh? You should pay Kandi what you owe her for making you famous. I guess money can't buy you talent (or a work ethic).

Meanwhile, Kandi had Sheree's hairdresser Lawrence in for a production session and despite those 'grown lady bills', the man can sing! I see great things for them to come. Kandi, for all her grammy-winning talent deserves someone who actually likes to sing and puts the effort in.

Sheree's dancing is bad as Kim's singing, and I think she's just as delusional about how good she is. Ugh, it was painful to watch....and judging from her partner's face, he seemed to agree.


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